STF All-Stars

The STF All-Star team is an annual list of the five least-likely looking DI basketball players. Skill level has no bearing on selection potential whatsoever. An attempt is made to adhere to the standard positional makeup of a basketball team, but the recent tendency toward three-guard, two-forward lineups gives us a bit of wiggle-room when necessary.

While there is no formalized selection process, a natural order tends to shake out during each college basketball season. Previous selectees have been fat, short, skinny, clumsy, and/or old, but there are likely plenty more ways to make the team.

The STF All-Star team are also occasionally referred to as the "Big Ant Allstars", in honor of the OG, Anthony Ivory.

2010 STF All-Star Team

Rotnei Clarke, 6'0" senior guard, Arkansas
Keiton Page, 5'9" sophomore guard, Oklahoma State
James "Big Lumber" Eayrs, 6'7" senior forward, Wisconsin-Milwaukee
Steve Toyloy, 6'8" senior forward/center, Cincinnati
Kevin Laue, 6'11" freshman center, Manhattan

2009 STF All-Star Team

Eric Bell: 5’3”, 150-lb Junior Guard, Stephen F. Austin
Lee Cummard: 6’7”, 190-lb Senior Guard, Brigham Young
James "Big Lumber" Eayrs: 6’7”, 340-lb Junior Forward, Wisconsin-Milwaukee
Mike Smith: 6’7”, 295-lb Junior Forward, Arkansas-Little Rock
Marek Koltun: 6’10”, 255-lb Junior Forward, Lafayette Leopards

2008 STF All-Star Team

This one was never officially assembled. It began as a much more literal version of the Big Ant All Stars, featuring players who tipped the scales at three bills plus. So far, this is all of the list we can recall.

Pierre Niles, Memphis (fat)
Dexter Pittman, Texas (fat)
Stephen Curry, Davidson (fetus)